Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #29109
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #6636
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #34126
Maps encourage boldness. They’re like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
Quote #5783
You can delegate authority, but not responsibility.
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #33826
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #23206
Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life.