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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as...
Quote #24478
You may as well expect pears from an elm.
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We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we...
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Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
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I know indeed what evil I intend to do,but stronger than all my afterthoughts...
Quote #30767
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
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There’s a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he’s under it.
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of...