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I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take...
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We are a spectacular, splendid manifestation of life. We have language. . . ....
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Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore...
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s...
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Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #32828
Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in...