Quote #31495
Bear in mind that brains and learning, like muscle and physical skill, are articles...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #9644
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
Quote #22225
Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your...
Quote #25869
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #20854
And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I,...
Quote #34806
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Quote #3964
You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
Quote #17776
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.