Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #33415
A person who trusts no one can’t be trusted.
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #147
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #21342
Words form the thread on which we string our experiences.
Quote #32793
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #32328
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #7429
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.