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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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There is no wisdom without love.
Quote #20765
Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community.
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The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #28466
Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
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Never give advice in a crowd.
Quote #32806
No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it...