Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #20398
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #25030
Start by doing what’s necessary then do what’s possible and suddenly you are doing...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #28085
What is Jordan that I should wash in it What is the preaching that...
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #23465
With silence favor me.
Quote #24651
When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or...