Quote #31705
The people who teach us that it is wrong to be skeptical are themselves...
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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We are the men of intrinsic value, who can strike our fortunes out of...
Quote #12758
God is always on the side of the big battalions.
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If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
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There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #21039
One who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints.
Quote #10063
Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can –...