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Stolen sweets are best.
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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The thin and precarious crust of decency is all that separates any civilization, however...
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For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you...
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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
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If you think that you can think about a thing, inextricably attached to something...
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Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #31597
there will always be pressures and time sin your life when you’ll need answers,...