Quote #27488
If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
Quote #31002
You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
Quote #29550
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
Quote #11909
You know what I say to people when I hear they?re writing an anti-war...
Quote #5675
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who...
Quote #391
The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
Quote #25892
If, in instructing a child, you are vexed with it for want of adroitness,...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #25496
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and...
Quote #3255
Racism, pollution and the rest of it are themselves very close to extinction.