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The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it...
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Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her...
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While day by day the overzealous student stores up facts for future use, He...
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The power of illustrative anecdotes often lies not in how well they present reality,...
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In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world,...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not...
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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #20713
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...