Quote #25149
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #26596
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #27310
Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice only the willingness to make it...
Quote #16031
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #26696
There’s a high pop-up behind second. Richardson has got it and he’s under it.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #32114
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...