Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #26195
America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We...
Quote #2412
Spring makes everything look filthy.
Quote #21021
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Quote #15378
Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake...
Quote #27538
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse
Quote #22943
People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way.