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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
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Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the...
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I will have no man work for me who has not the capacity to...
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All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have...
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Life is short; live it up.
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It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a...