Quote #29693
What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.
Quote #19746
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
Quote #902
SCCS is the source-code motel — your code checks in but it never checks...
Quote #1423
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #28448
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
Quote #9697
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #34128
If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not...
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #17135
We are never so happy or unhappy as we think.