Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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The surest hindrance of success is to have too high a standard of refinement...
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #13497
Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
Quote #11242
A ship in harbor is safe — but that is not what ships are...
Quote #31339
Come out of the circle of time And into the circle of love.
Quote #18928
Nothing can resist the human will that will stake even its existence on its...
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #14293
In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict...