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We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose – a...
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It is the first step of wisdom to recognize that the major advances in...
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The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.
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