Quote #34619
Discretion is not the better part of biography.
Quote #18359
The three great apostles of practical atheism, that make converts without persecuting, and retain...
Quote #18994
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It...
Quote #18655
The eyes believe themselves the ears believe other people.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #33007
Punctuality is the thief of time.
Quote #14690
A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self-control is the rule.
Quote #25242
I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it, and I’m afraid...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...