Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #9685
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #11489
Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.
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As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for...
Quote #11305
Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...
Quote #10394
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Quote #15595
Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.
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Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless...