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If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocence this side...
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Have no fear of perfection — you will never reach it.
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I’m very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was...
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #32315
Love is friendship caught on fire.
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Health food makes me sick.
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If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...