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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it...
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height...
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We have the means to change the laws we find unjust or onerous. We...
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The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
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A professional is someone who can do his best when he doesn’t feel like...
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The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the...