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The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the...
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
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Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
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It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth....
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All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to...
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...