Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #10234
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #12959
Death is not extinguishing the light It is simply putting out the lamp Because...
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #19387
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of...
Quote #6308
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #8443
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad.
Quote #6474
Science is the record of dead religions.
Quote #4118
Grown ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to...
Quote #28053
I see something that has to be done and I organize it.