Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
Quote #3113
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
Quote #23539
The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail.
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #26345
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #31667
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #28254
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...