Quote #30357
The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
Quote #16831
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...
Quote #19671
Kill no more pigeons than you can eat.
Quote #11041
But psychoanalysis has taught that the dead?a dead parent, for example?can be more alive...
Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #32592
But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #19609
Words are chameleons, which reflect the color of their environment.
Quote #33711
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #8061
Death ? It?s the only thing we haven?t succeeded in completely vulgarizing.