Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
Quote #1521
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #18417
The difficult part in an argument is not to defend one’s opinion, but rather...
Quote #31622
There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Quote #3120
There ought to be one day – just one – where there is open...
Quote #10987
What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will...
Quote #14164
When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put...
Quote #7989
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...