Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
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For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #22091
Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to...
Quote #34284
At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with...
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible...
Quote #27127
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Quote #3925
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites...