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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an...
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the...
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Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that...
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One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson...
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To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only...
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Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame...
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When a man’s willing and eager, the gods join in.