Quote #2735
I epitomize America.
Quote #33116
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #16669
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Quote #13017
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Quote #19820
A moment’s insight is sometimes worth a life’s experience.
Quote #195
The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably...
Quote #31919
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...
Quote #20151
Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.