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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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However long the night, the dawn will break.
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Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...
Quote #6023
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that...
Quote #16946
In England every man you meet is some man’s son in America, he may...
Quote #29335
Say what you know, do what you must, come what may.
Quote #20684
Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of...
Quote #27354
If you’ve broken the eggs, you should make the omelette.
Quote #31848
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful...