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(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
Quote #32757
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
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Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...
Quote #7411
Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
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Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end...
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Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear...
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
Quote #13115
Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.