Quote #22620
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Quote #30564
Beauty is excrescence, superabundance, random ebulience, and sheer delightful waste to be enjoyed in...
Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #20241
Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.
Quote #24922
Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your...
Quote #13149
Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
Quote #21732
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #20178
Never say anything to hurt anyone. Moreover . . . refrain from double talk,...
Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.