Quote #1065
Start slow and taper off.
Quote #23427
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes in the sense that almost certainly...
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #33721
Even though work stops, expenses run on.
Quote #10119
You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you...
Quote #1154
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high...
Quote #29997
Silence will not betray your thoughts but the expression on your face will. Humor...
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #21834
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Quote #4005
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.