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Nothing endures but personal qualities.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very...
Quote #20024
When you cease to dream you cease to live.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old...
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #11968
Horror on earth is real and it is every day. It is like a...
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No mind should submit their mind to another mind He that complies against his...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...