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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
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I married beneath me. All women do.
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The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
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No man is happy who does not think himself so.
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Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing...
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A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they...
Quote #31185
The only way to get rid of responsibilities is to discharge them.