Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #11167
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
Quote #18171
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Quote #30242
Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard...
Quote #20389
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Quote #22812
Common sense in an uncommon degree and is what the world calls wisdom.
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #9599
For I dipt into the future, as far as human eye can see, saw...
Quote #32235
It is important to live each day with a positive perspective. It is not...