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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous...
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A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Friendship demands attention.
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Hell is other people.
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Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
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Values are tapes we play on the Walkman of the mind any tune we...
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be...
Quote #26956
The objective of false prophets and teachers of whatever stripe is…the influence and control...