Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #28325
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on...
Quote #17836
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much if he is...
Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #29680
When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
Quote #3609
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
Quote #6969
A show of daring oft conceals great fear.
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #586
It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring...