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People want to know how much you care before they care how much you...
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which...
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Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
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Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium...
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There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)
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A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by...