Quote #764
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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He was a genius – that is to say, a man who does superlatively...
Quote #8292
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Quote #34848
There is no mystery, at least not the kind you want. In real life...
Quote #16557
Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
Quote #2877
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
Quote #20967
What’s mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
Quote #21060
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...