Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #30892
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #22854
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You...
Quote #6641
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the...
Quote #10711
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Quote #12077
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is...
Quote #18490
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #11639
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #18729
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #31325
Acceptance of dissent is the fundamental requirement of a free society.