Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #20986
But, soft what light through yonder window breaks It is the east, and Juliet...
Quote #7931
You cannot step twice into the same river.
Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #26273
He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
Quote #14671
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #25709
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay...
Quote #15078
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
Quote #13929
Never complain. Never explain.