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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
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We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
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“The Good Book” – one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
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The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...