Quote #3625
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
Quote #3570
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...
Quote #23835
Live with men as if God saw you converse with God as if men...
Quote #1043
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
Quote #33980
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #21472
History never looks like history when you are living through it.
Quote #27853
It may just be because I get homesick, but I have concluded Washington’s cherry...
Quote #13156
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.