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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government,...
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Question with boldness even the existence of a God because, if there be one,...
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Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none...
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Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor...
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The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all...
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All things are difficult before they are easy.
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What I still ask for daily – for life as long as I have...
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A weed is just a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
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When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...