Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #18731
As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it...
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #30944
It takes ten pounds of common sense to carry one pound of learning.
Quote #4782
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #1536
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it...
Quote #4811
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to...
Quote #14128
Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not...