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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #30059
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
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After the cheers have died down and the stadium is empty, after the headlines...
Quote #25843
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. –...
Quote #26894
I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
Quote #16387
All of the significant battles are waged within the self.
Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.