Quote #30960
Eating and scratching want but a beginning.
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True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one’s self, but the...
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Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the...
Quote #20175
The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a...
Quote #29706
Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to...
Quote #6294
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #32006
It’s not the having, its the getting.
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Quote #14670
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.