Quote #31709
I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
Quote #17525
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
Quote #5659
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #760
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #27401
I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer...
Quote #16669
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
Quote #11648
True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.
Quote #1639
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Quote #20794
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...