Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #28702
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Quote #24320
It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be.
Quote #32734
Being on the tightrope is living everything else is waiting.
Quote #143
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
Quote #26737
There’s two heads to every coin.
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #18364
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...
Quote #3780
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
Quote #27137
One’s own self conquered is better than all other people.